function fortune_cookie () {
	var fortune = new Array();
	
	fortune[0] = "<br />The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.<br /><br /><strong>Thomas H. Huxley (1825 - 1895)</strong>";
	fortune[1] = "<br />Brook's Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later";
	fortune[2] = "<br />Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.";
	fortune[3] = "<br />Watson's Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.";
	fortune[4] = "<br />Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.";
	fortune[5] = "<br />43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped";
	fortune[6] = "<br />How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we'll fix it in software.";
	fortune[7] = "<br />How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we'll document it in the manual.";
	fortune[8] = "<br />How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the user can work it out.";
	fortune[9] = "<br />As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[10] = "<br />Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[11] = "<br />Imagination is more important than knowledge...<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[12] = "<br />Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[13] = "<br />Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[14] = "<br />Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[15] = "<br />The important thing is not to stop questioning.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[16] = "<br />The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[17] = "<br />Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[18] = "<br />Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[19] = "<br />If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[20] = "<br />If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.<br /><br /><strong>Albert Einstein</strong>";
	fortune[21] = "<br />Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.<br /><br /><strong>Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones</strong>";
	fortune[22] = "<br />The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'<br /><br /><strong>Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)</strong>";
	fortune[23] = "<br />All science is either physics or stamp collecting.<br /><br /><strong>E. Rutherford</strong>";
	fortune[24] = "<br />Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.<br /><br /><strong>Ashley Montague</strong>";
	fortune[25] = "<br />In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.<br /><br /><strong>Sir Francis Darwin (1848 - 1925)</strong>";
	fortune[26] = "<br />The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.<br /><br /><strong>Sir William Bragg</strong>";

  	var now=new Date();
		return fortune[now.getSeconds()%fortune.length];
}

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